Therapy Gecko

A caller’s life is changed with the help of a plot of land, an ex-girlfriend, rave music, ketamine, and a Tinder superlike.

Afterwards I catch up with a guy who came on stage as one of my favorite interviews from my Europe tour and a final caller destroys my optimism.

I’m sure the landlord won’t mind if you put tacs in the wall. I am a gecko.

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A caller with no passions attempts to live a life that requires as little effort as possible, I talk to a med school graduate about robot doctors, and a final caller claims they can bench 540lbs but is definitely lying.

It’s a left up ahead. I am a gecko.

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A zookeeper calls in to talk about her job, a caller tells me how having three kids changed him for the better, a caller idolizes Ozzy Osbourne, I talk to a caller about how energy drinks cure all of life’s ailments, and a final caller’s ex gets a concerning tattoo.

If you’re reading this, congratulations. I am a gecko.

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Conversations with a caller who is currently stranded on a boat, a caller who overcame their agoraphobia and lives in a sick 3 bedroom trailer, and a final caller who beat a 4 year Benadryl addiction.

It is time to eat an ant. I am a gecko.

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I recorded this episode in real life in Washington Square Park in NYC. It was sick.

I talked to a guy who finally made his father proud, a guy who grew up living in a restaurant, an aspiring AI regulation lawyer, two friends who want to be influencers, a guitar company owner who gives me hope for the future, and many other cool people. 

There is a copy of Spiderman 2 stuck in the DVD player. I am a gecko. 

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A caller and I talk about the beautiful redundancies of life, an Amazon driver is the best person I’ve ever met, and a caller from England talks about her online dating experience.

I like your haircut. I am a gecko.

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A caller tells the story of moving in with a Tinder match after only 2 months, and how she helped him to reconnect with his mom after years of no contact. 

Afterwards a rapper named Crazy wonders if he should quit his dreams and a final caller debates if he should become a Canadian citizen to chase a situationship. 

Someone get me a Yoo-Hoo right now. This is a free ad for Yoo-Hoo. I fucking love Yoo-Hoo. I am a gecko.

A caller is dropped by his family, we talk about how to deal with a lot of the crazy shit in life. Then a caller reminisces about the Boy Scouts, a caller is hesitant about moving abroad, and a final caller is Canadian as hell.

After the callers, we have a little segment on the streets of Bangkok Thailand where we interview a server at a BBQ restaurant about his life. I think it’s pretty cool. If you want to watch the full th...

A caller moves away from his home country in Poland to live a bohemian lifestyle in a cave on the Canary Islands.

After that I talk to a film industry worker dealing with the uncertainty of his gig, and a caller and I discuss why 27 feels older than 31.

It is time to take an Advil. I am a gecko.

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A caller has sex and wins a fist fight, a nurse worries they’ll become like their older coworkers, a caller gets in trouble at work, and a final caller tells stories of working as a bouncer in Nashville. 

Have you seen my keys? I am a gecko.

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A caller settles down after a tumultuous life, an electrician makes big moves, a caller attempts to join a knitting club, and a final caller tries to live his American dream.

Be careful with matches. I am a gecko.

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A caller and I dissect social interaction, then we hear from a lonely DJ, a caller planning her first solo trip, a colonoscopy guy, and Tony. It’s a nice episode.

Do not touch the grass. I am a gecko.

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A caller and I talk about leaving the matrix, if Jimmy Neutron is a bad guy, moving on from a break up, the South Park pinball machine, and other life stuff. 

Afterwards a caller and I get very meta and another caller gives us all hope.

Go look at a bird. I am a gecko.

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A caller reflects on losing his sanity while out at sea for multiple weeks as an Alaskan fisherman.

Afterwards a caller breaks his thumb in a mosh pit, a return caller catches me up on unexpected parts of being a parent, and a final caller turns his life around after blacking out on antidepressants. 

I hate Scrabble. I am a gecko.

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I figured out the way to beat depression is to go outside, so I went outside to talk to people as a gecko at Washington Square Park in NYC. Going outside is sick.

Those people include a lady visiting New York to do art ministry, a student on a field trip, a film student questioning alien existence, a skateboarding model who plays with the universe, an argumentative lawyer, and a student who helps me figure out whether or not murder...

A caller is habitually cheated on, a caller’s mom runs away to become a Disney influencer, I argue with a caller about bitcoin and God, and a final caller talks about his life studying ocean trash. 

It is time to look at a cloud. I am a gecko.

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I talk on the phone with the woman who married her horse in last episode’s Geckmail. She catches me up on their marriage, her life philosophies at 60, and her next big adventure involving a mobile camper. 

Afterwards a caller wrestles with life after film school, a caller talks about his experience as a refugee, and a final caller finds a dead deer while on a walk. 

Do not eat chalk. I am a gecko.

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Email topics include marrying a horse, a never-ending Tinder date, solo-traveling, and a bunch of other stuff. I like geckmail. I hope you like it too. I am a gecko. I wonder how many windows you can open on a computer until it breaks.

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GECKMAIL: “I SEXTED MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR” 

Email topics include sexting your driving instructor, corporate greed, the comedown after touring, rehab, bidets, and other things. I am a gecko. There was a bird looking at me when I recorded this.

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